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madsciences:
“ purveyoroflimes100:
“ bakersnail100:
“habby worm boy is yell at sky
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Why scream
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he is challenging the gods
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purveyoroflimes100:
bakersnail100:
habby worm boy is yell at sky
Why scream
he is challenging the gods

factsinallcaps:
THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA.
IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”
AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.”
AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”
THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY
This makes a lot more sense

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chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:
Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

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ghoulsjw:

itscolossal:
More: Wildly Absurd Experimental Body Animations by Esteban Diacono [8 videos]
showin up to tha function unannounced

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imgonnacarryon:

sasha getting a message from one of the most problematic superstars is the perfect third installment for her unfortunate rewards trilogy

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nanoochka:

ophelias-revenge:
bi-fly-and-datingaguy:
You know what’s messed up? People make fun of women for reading romance novels in which men are kind, chivalrous and sexually generous to the women they love, but men watching violent hardcore porn where women choke on dicks is considered normal, and ‘shaming’ someone for it is considered more taboo than the porn itself.
And women reading romance novels has certainly yet to lead to a culture where men are considered lesser if they don’t emulate the men in the pages.
I wonder the fuck why.
Holy shit I’ve never put these two things together before now
This is literally what I wrote my masters’ dissertation on.

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anabundanceofstilinskis:

klefable:
what happens to all your teen angst when you’re 20… like where does it go
they diagnose it as anxiety

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saddestblogger:

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?
me: ya
me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

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captain-snark:

flail-the-anivia-main:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
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mirthandir:
jennytheundying:
failnation:
New PETA ad looks like two guys had a threesome with a chicken and she completely blew their minds.
“we must never speak of this”
I legitimately have no idea what this ad was otherwise trying to convey
like seriously
I know that they’re utterly stupid in every way
but what even the hell
“WE CAN’T FUCK, IT’S BACK”
“Just
just ask her to leave”
“SHE’S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME OH GOD SHE’S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME”
“I’m scared”
“Your scared?
I’M TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW”
“Just lay still
Maybe if it thinks we’re asleep it will leave”
*whispers* cockblocked
I’m pretty sure both of them are quite happy with meat in their sex life? I mean…this would be amusing if it were two women. But then it might not work with whatever it is they’re trying to express.